You've heard the one about Gov. Sarah Palin resigning before her first term was up?
There once was a governor named Sarah
who didn't want to be a pariah,
so she sang and she danced,
she had ants in her pants,
and she resigned so someone
else could pay her.
Rumor has it that she resigned because she could make more money with a big book deal.
My theory: She never should have been in big-time politics in the first place.
Whatever happened to those responsibilities she crowed about when she was running for vice president?
